Glad To See He's Getting Out Of The Slammer...
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| COLDWATER, MI (IWR News Satire) - President Bush today said if the situation in Iraq continues to deteriorate he will have to consider more drastic options. Dr. Kevorkian said he would honored to help put the Decider to sleep. |
Glad to see that the good Dr. will be getting out of stir soon. He didn't deserve to go there in the first place...but people can be such assholes when it comes to death. I for one want the right to do my own thing when the time come if I so choose. And I don't want those right-nutted types telling me about the sanctity of life when I'm not feeling any sanctity. When the sanctity is gone and life no longer holds "the appeal it once did"...I want to shuffle off this mortal coil in my own way thank you very much! So...yay for Jack...hope you have some time left to enjoy yourself before you take a drag on that pipe dude...they owe you.
This weekend I didn't visit my regulars like I wanted to because I was all tied up...literally. Tied up with Xmas lights I was. I'm getting too old for this stuff. I may have to visit Jack when he gets out of the pen soon. Here's to not feeling dead tired anymore...now where did I put those drugs...that...give...the pep...yeah...the pep ones...CAN'T FIND EM'...ARGH!!!!
This ought to at least give you a little laugh about reality...
















Hey, hope you feel better. Maybe you have the little virus going around and need more rest or sumpin. We've had it with this war and this president, that's for sure.
Posted by
Peacechick Mary |
4:15 AM
Hope you can catch up with your rest and throw off whatever bug is bugging you. I'm glad Dr. Kevorkian is out again. He never should have been convicted. I'm all for the right to choose. My poor Dad could have used his services that last long miserable year he spent in pain with NO quality of life at all.
Posted by
PBS |
4:48 AM
Glad to see your back, just in time too, you've been tagged.
Posted by
Frederick |
5:26 AM
hilarious cartoon!
I had not heard the good news about Dr. Jack. I love that man. Yeah, I'm sure he has the RX to put the decider out of his misery.
Feel better!
Posted by
Blue |
5:48 AM
I need to understand something: assisting someone with a terminal illness in choosing when they die is bad; killing people in Iraq is good, right? That's the world according to the American Family Association, and Bush.
Posted by
DivaJood |
9:09 AM
Great toon!
Strange how the faux christians decide when it's "ok" to kill people ; (
Posted by
Coffee Messiah |
9:51 AM
I understand how you feel, my dear. We just aren’t allowed to be sick. Everything around here came to a screeching halt while I tried to get better. Will someone please tell me why it is always the woman’s job to make Christmas merry? Oh well - I'm better now (if not completely chipper) and I hope you are too. As for Kevorkian – I’m of two minds about him. I believe in the right to die; but Kevorkian seemed so ghoulish about it. Were I faced with such a choice – I’d pack myself off to Amsterdam where doctor assisted suicide is legal and have it done right.
Posted by
TFLS |
11:00 AM
Hope you get to feeling better. I do love those toons.
Posted by
Donnie McDaniel |
1:56 PM
I hear that Jeb might have a job for him as an executioner when he gets out. Apparently, the Florida hangman has the same dexterity with a needle as he did poking the chad out his ballot.
Posted by
Omnipotent Poobah |
2:36 PM
I felt pain in my mouth as if somebody had stuck a fist in there. Turns out that it was the fat lady, the one who sings, pulling the words out of there.
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:52 PM
It's funny, we can show compassion and euthenize pets when they're suffering, but if a person is in pain and wants to end it, that's just wrong.
I remember when my mother was dying, they gave her the option of being hooked up to a machine to live, but she didn't want to be remembered that way, so she chose to die with dignity. If it happened today, I'm sure there'd be a lawyer somewhere insisting she be hooked up to one.
Posted by
Lew Scannon |
6:34 PM
Mary...thanks for the encouragement.
pbs...I'm sorry your Dad had to go through that until the end. It just isn't fair. My FIL has it good with the hospice and I live next door which makes it easier on me always being home during the day to help with things.
Fred...I hope it isn't poisonous! Heh!
Bluegrrrrl...I think he's a hero.
Diva...It is a mind twister isn't it?
Coffee M...yeah...you're right there.
TFLS...I wasn't aware of Amsterdam allowing that...why is it that they are hip on stuff before we are here. Oh!...that's right...the US is full of prudes. Maybe you thought Dr. K. was ghoulish because he sort of looks that way. But I love him for trying to help people. He's aces to me...I'd be honored to me him.
Donnie...thank you sir!
Poobie...yeah I heard about that. So it took him 30 minutes to die...but he was undoubtedly knocked out for most of it...or was it the guy couldn't find his vein in all that time and the guy was psychologically tortured? i guess I don't know the whole story.
Pekka...sorry...not sure what you meant there.
Lew...I agree...and I'm sorry about your mother. I for one am glad that we take care of our animals as much as possible. And humans deserve the same. You'll find doctors and nurses who do not want their patients to suffer at all...and then there are the ones who could care less. If it isn't time for the shot they make them wait for it. In the meantime your loved one is writhing in pain and screaming. It's people like the later that makes me want to walk them into a corner with my finger pounding into their chest telling them to get the damn shot!
Posted by
sumo |
10:46 PM
Previous drivel of mine = "the fat lady sings" took the words out of my mouth. I don't blame you, my English sucks...especially when I try to pretend being witty.
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:22 AM
Pekka...at least you pretend...he he...I couldn't be witty if I tried.
Posted by
sumo |
12:53 AM
Great toons Sumo! (As usual) Sorry to have been a stranger myself as of late, it's my busy season. And my blogroll update notification doesn't seem to be working!
Posted by
John Good |
4:54 PM