Lamenting The Weekend Bliss...
I commiserated over the weekend with Oprah not having been invited to the nuptials for the Tom and the Kat in Italy. No really...it had me in the biggest funk that I can remember in years. At least I didn't have to worry what I would wear or what I'd do with all this hair. And jewels ...what kinds of jewels does one wear at a time like this. Are diamonds appropriate or pearls? The bride doesn't want to be be outshone afterall. I did hear that the Tom was a tad over weight and had a problem with his waistline. Not to worry! That is what corsets are for. Anyway...I'm sure their life together will be all fairytales and bliss...I just hope the little wee thing (Suri) grows up big and strong...she'll need it in LaLaLand...
That stuff like this can command attention makes me want to go play Russian Roulette.
Posted by
Frederick |
5:08 AM
Funny, I wasn't invited to the wedding either. I wonder why..
Posted by
Anonymous |
5:15 AM
Sumo, I thought I was the only one not invited to the wedding! And here you weren't either. We should have just sulked together.
Men In Black was on the telly last night; I think that TomKat is really an alien from outer space.
Posted by
DivaJood |
7:15 AM
One couch jumping movie star gets married and I'm supposed to care, why?
Thank god it's over and hopefully we'll never hear another word about all three of them
Posted by
pissed off patricia |
12:33 PM
Fred...ain't it the truth?
Happy...yeah...what's wrong with us eh?
Diva...I sulked in an odd sort of way.
POP...I'm glad it's over and now we can go back to bashing the Dub!
Posted by
sumo |
12:51 PM
It's too late he's already procreated. Maybe he will go away and leave the rest of us alone now.
Posted by
fallenmonk |
1:02 PM
Funny that you should use fairytales in a story about Tom Cruise....
Posted by
Lew Scannon |
7:34 PM
Hey, if Oprah was snubbed from the guest list, what chance did any of us really have? Personally, I would have liked to have gone only to witness the crazy Scientology rituals: "Kate" bites off a fingernail, Tom ingests. Tom jumps into "Kate's" arms, she licks a few eyelashes. Suri sacrifices a tentacle for Mom's throw-away bouquet, mostly to express her support for Mom and Dad's arranged marriage.
I swear I haven't been drinking. Or donating brain matter.
Posted by
Unknown |
9:44 PM
Always remember...my motto is...selective breeding! I feel sorry for the kid...she hasn't a clue as to her future.
Posted by
sumo |
9:50 PM
"what kinds of jewels does one wear at a time like this" Good question, certainly one of importance to this august occasion. When among the glitteratti always bring a bright mind. There can be no competition there. You win hands down. Otherwise its always rubies in Rome and pearls in Paris. A Mickey Mouse watch is always cool!
Posted by
Anonymous |
12:35 PM
I have the coolest Disney watch...it's the 3 little pigs and the wolf are the hands of time...it's so cool...did I say that already? Yeah...it's cool!
Posted by
sumo |
12:49 PM