Who Lives In A Pineapple Under The Sea...
SpongeBush
Who squats in the White House, A pox on D.C.?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Dim-witted, inane, and clueless is he.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
If dangerous nonsense, yer looking to see...
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Then shut off yer brain, and vote G-O-P!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
This little musical comes to us by "Blognonymous" and he is one clever frog guy call Kvatch. The world is a better place for our little frog with a big heart.
The Snave responded in Kvatch's comments...
His brain is adrift and his mind is at sea.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Stupid and narrow and pious is he!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!
He gladly is serving the PNAC!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!
He's spying on you and he's spying on me!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!!
A walking disaster with nations he builds,
SPONGE-BUSH, HALF-ASSED!!
He's Dorkus O'Dipstick McDoofus O'Dild!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!!!! HAR HAR!!!
Then Kvatch responded back in the comments...
Whose tenure is failing, his cronies in jail?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Iran and Iraq--misadventures all fail.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Inflating the debt, enriching his friends
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
We'll all pay the price, when his time's at an end.
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
OMG! Snave responds again!...
God tells him to do all the stuff that he does!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
If that doesn't work, then he says "just because"!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
He tears up the earth as he searches for oil!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!
He's a purulent pimple, a festering boil!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
Iraq gets our troops, and Iran gets a nuke!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!
He kowtows to Christians and makes us all puke!
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!
He spends like a sailor who's had too much booze!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
He doesn't care, Armageddon is soon!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
Is this some great stuff or what?!!!
It's funny allright and even funnier if I muse on the all the fuss the religious fundies made over SpongeBob's possible gayness while reading it. Kvetch and the Snave are two very talented people!
Posted by
Peacechick Mary |
3:30 AM
Yes, the fundies are all up and arms because Spongebob might be gay, then they support Karl Rove! Twisted hypocricy.
Posted by
Lew Scannon |
3:33 AM
It' would be even funnier if it wasn't true. "The tears of a clown."
Posted by
fallenmonk |
4:36 AM
That's very creative. I can just hear a crowd outside singing it as part of a rally.
Posted by
PBS |
4:56 AM
This is crying for a youtube video.
Posted by
pissed off patricia |
6:11 AM
I imagine Sponge Bob is rolling around in the sea at his likeness being used in such a way, ha,ha..
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:41 AM
Gay? Spongebob is a fucking SPONGE! They're asexual.
Posted by
DivaJood |
4:03 PM
GIVE THAT WOMAN A GRAMMY!
Posted by
Omnipotent Poobah |
7:18 PM
Thanks, Sumo!
Why not a few more:
Who sits and does nothing, but says "it's hard work"?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!
Who's nothing more than a self-righteous jerk?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
Who goes through his life, silver spoon in his puss?
SPONGE-BUSH, POO PANTS!!
Who's nothing more than a damned AWOL wuss?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!!
Whose first reponse is to drill or attack?
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
His macho can't make up for brains that he lacks!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!
He wins his elections by ramping up fears!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!!
There really is nothing between his big ears...
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
Why save the earth, hey let's use it TODAY!!!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB RANTS!
I'm helping the world to end soon, anyway!
SPONGE-BUSH, DUMB ASS!!
Posted by
Snave |
11:14 AM