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12 Yr. Old Survivor In Haditha...

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New Witness Describes Alleged Iraq Atrocity...
Girl, 12, Was Sole Survivor When Her Family Was Killed in Haditha; Congressman Says 'Mass Murder' Was Covered Up

'I Pretended to Be Dead'

On the new tape shot by an Iraqi journalism student and given to ABC News by the Hammurabi Human Rights Group in Iraq, Younis, soft-spoken, with rounded cheeks and a headscarf, begins by calmly telling the interviewer, "My name is Safa Younis. I'm 12 years old."

The interviewer asks, "What did the American soldiers do when they broke into the house?"

"They knocked at the door," Younis says. "My father went to open it, they shot him dead from behind the door, and then they shot him again after they opened the door."

This is terrible and I dislike to think that the American soldiers did this...but I guess we'll have to wait and see to the future and what it brings. I feel sorry for them all...


Tony Tony Tony...

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I watched your speech dude...and I told myself that I should write you a letter...filling you in on the MISTAKES you and PB (pea-brain) made.

WASHINGTON (IWR News Satire) - Prime Minister Tony Blair and President Bush, aka the Axis of Feeble, admitted Thursday night that they had committed incredibly stupid blunders in Iraq, but since they also believe that they are the infallible representatives of the Lord, they said the Iraqi civil war must continue until both their countries go bankrupt and everyone in the Mideast hates us including the Israelis.

"The biggest mistake I ever made in my life was listening to this pea brain moron in the first place," said Blair as he pointed at Bush, who had an unusually big stupid grin on his face. "I could have really been somebody. I could have been a contender, but now, I'll go down in history as George Bush's biotch," said Mr. Blair, who sniffled and then rubbed a tear from his eye.

"My biggest screw-up was not using hydrogen bombs to annihilate the whole damn Middle East like it says in the bible," said Mr. Bush with that loony Texas chuckle.

Letter to Mr. Tony Blair...Prime Minister...Extraordinare:
So let's start with a little thing called lying. It's a small word for big intentions. Yes...you and PB intended to lie to anyone that would listen about the WMD's for starters. You got quite a few people to join you in that pastime. It's funny how things come out of the woodwork eventually and it gets spread all over the world...I'm sure...much to your dismay. Oh...you tried to deny it at every opportunity...but the truth has a way of making itself known...not always...but sometimes justice comes through for the little man.

I wonder if you've ever known how far up the little goat ropers ass you have been these last 4 years? Surely you are aware that he has no thoughts for saving the environment in any fashion that is directly opposite of even your Queen's wishes. I recently read that Elizabeth pulled you aside and told you to do something about it forth with. Even one of the richest women in the world cares...as does her eldest son Charles about this planet we live on stays a planet that we can live on. If a Queen can read about it and watch programs about GLOBAL WARMING and care...wouldn't you be suspicious of a man that admits he doesn't read anything...he's a president for Jesus tap-dancing Christ's sake! He's supposed to care!

And this is a guy that you hitched your wagon to with a swagger that hasn't been seen since John Wayne made movies. When 9-11 exploded in New York...our Georgie was in a school with little children...and when told of the tribulations befalling us as a nation...not only did he sit there for many minutes looking like a deer caught in the headlights...his book was upside down! He wasn't reading it! He doesn't read. He's not a reader. He's married to a librarian...and he doesn't read! What made you follow this man? I know you are aware of the big "turd" you let him drop into your pocket...because you are paying for it now. Your people in England are really pissed off at you and want you out of your job.

You were once so respected and people cared about you...and you undoubtedly will not be the Prime Minister the next time the vote comes around. I'm sad for you to have to end it this way, but you let an idiot talk you into something that was plain and simply just wrong. I honestly do not think you'd have had your own bombing in London if you hadn't gotten involved with this business. Something as important as invading another nation has to be mulled over longer and that's after exhausting other avenues of thought. You two twinkies don't deserve to be in the positions that you occupy...period. You had to lie to get us all there...and for that you will have blood on your hands until the 12th of never. Dude...you screwed the pooch on this one.


Update:

Furious George

Galloway preapproves the murder of the British prime minister.

By Christopher Hitchens


Testing The Air...

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Bush 'planted fake news stories on American TV'

news.independent.co.uk

Published: 29 May 2006

Federal authorities are actively investigating dozens of American television stations for broadcasting items produced by the Bush administration and major corporations, and passing them off as normal news. Some of the fake news segments talked up success in the war in Iraq, or promoted the companies' products.

Investigators from the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) are seeking information about stations across the country after a report produced by a campaign group detailed the extraordinary extent of the use of such items.

The report, by the non-profit group Centre for Media and Democracy, found that over a 10-month period at least 77 television stations were making use of the faux news broadcasts, known as Video News Releases (VNRs). Not one told viewers who had produced the items.

"We know we only had partial access to these VNRs and yet we found 77 stations using them," said Diana Farsetta, one of the group's researchers. "I would say it's pretty extraordinary. The picture we found was much worse than we expected going into the investigation in terms of just how widely these get played and how frequently these pre-packaged segments are put on the air."

Ms Farsetta said the public relations companies commissioned to produce these segments by corporations had become increasingly sophisticated in their techniques in order to get the VNRs broadcast. "They have got very good at mimicking what a real, independently produced television report would look like," she said.

The FCC has declined to comment on the investigation but investigators from the commission's enforcement unit recently approached Ms Farsetta for a copy of her group's report.

The range of VNR is wide. Among items provided by the Bush administration to news stations was one in which an Iraqi-American in Kansas City was seen saying "Thank you Bush. Thank you USA" in response to the 2003 fall of Baghdad. The footage was actually produced by the State Department, one of 20 federal agencies that have produced and distributed such items.

Many of the corporate reports, produced by drugs manufacturers such as Pfizer, focus on health issues and promote the manufacturer's product. One example cited by the report was a Hallowe'en segment produced by the confectionery giant Mars, which featured Snickers, M&Ms and other company brands. While the original VNR disclosed that it was produced by Mars, such information was removed when it was broadcast by the television channel - in this case a Fox-owned station in St Louis, Missouri.

Bloomberg news service said that other companies that sponsored the promotions included General Motors, the world's largest car maker, and Intel, the biggest maker of semi-conductors. All of the companies said they included full disclosure of their involvement in the VNRs. "We in no way attempt to hide that we are providing the video," said Chuck Mulloy, a spokesman for Intel. "In fact, we bend over backward to make this disclosure."

The FCC was urged to act by a lobbying campaign organised by Free Press, another non-profit group that focuses on media policy. Spokesman Craig Aaron said more than 25,000 people had written to the FCC about the VNRs. "Essentially it's corporate advertising or propaganda masquerading as news," he said. "The public obviously expects their news reports are going to be based on real reporting and real information. If they are watching an advertisement for a company or a government policy, they need to be told."

The controversy over the use of VNRs by television stations first erupted last spring. At the time the FCC issued a public notice warning broadcasters that they were obliged to inform viewers if items were sponsored. The maximum fine for each violation is $32,500 (?17,500).

By Andrew Buncombe in Washington


I hope the people that needed to...reflected on this profound day of days...


Noam Chomsky: Why it's over for America

An inability to protect its citizens. The belief that it is above the law. A lack of democracy. Three defining characteristics of the 'failed state'. And that, says Noam Chomsky, is exactly what the US is becoming. In an exclusive extract from his devastating new book, America's leading thinker explains how his country lost its way...here


Memorial Day...

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And on the other hand...don't let this picture of Bush fool you...this next
picture is the real deal. We appreciate our Troops...that's why we want
them to come home...now.


Forgetting Something?

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I've been out about the city with my squad of soldiers trying to bring attention to the plight of our soldiers in Iraq...and that's just one aspect of the project. This is in honor of Kvatch's blog anniversary (and his idea) and also using this occasion for Memorial Day. This is a deployment that is taking place across the United States...so look for our soldiers and their placards everywhere. I personally have not been able to post my photos because I can't find the plug-in that links the camera with the computer...my kid had it last...so it's whereabouts could be anywhere.

I'll continue to look for it...but in the meantime go to KOMMANDOS PROJECT and peruse the pictures and their stories there...it's fun to see what the different people involved have done. Kvatch places his men in some fairly important places in San Francisco...it's awesome. And Windspike has great photos along with his outing. Those that are involved with the project will have their stories and photos on the Kommado site as well as their own blogs.


Mutilated And Killed...

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Iraqi boy victim of sectarian violence


BAGHDAD (Reuters) - Baghdad's sectarian hit squads don't spare the young.

The family of 12-year-old Hani Saadoun has been traumatized by that reality since his tortured body, mutilated by electric drills, was found on Tuesday. They had been in a state of fear since he failed to return home for lunch a day earlier.

It seems gunmen in three cars cornered him as he headed to work, helping out at his father's parking lot, Interior Ministry sources and relatives said.

The Shi'ite family starting panicking when he had not turned up by Monday evening. By the time they learned of his fate on Tuesday he was just another statistic in Iraq's packed morgues.

More of man's inhumanity to man...in this case a 12 year old boy...


And on a completely different (alien moment)...
ROSWELL, NV - A man or monster-like thing calling himself Dick Cheney claimed Thursday in Roswell that he was alive. Based on recent photos of the Vice President, it had been widely speculated in the press that Dick Cheney had indeed died several weeks ago, and that the White House was trying to hide that fact by bringing Mr. Cheney's corpse to press conferences. White House press secretary Tony Snow had claimed that Mr. Cheney was only sleeping, but no one in Washington press corps really believed him."


And while Cheney sleeps the sleep of the (cough) innocent...

Our Georgie says..."how far is too far?" ...and all is right in his world...because you ain't seen nuthin' yet!


So Darth Cheney woke up...and was his usual disoriented self...his first reaction was to grab his trusty peashooter and shoot at the varmints in front of him.

Later at his press conference...he admitted that he thought he was vanquishing the bird flu thereby saving millions of lives. One death to save the thousands...

Kommandos Project

Today is the day that will live in infamy...for the troops of the Kommandos is on the march in a city near you. These soldiers do their duty for their country and their unit of brothers in camo. This band of brothers may be seen in your local coffee shop, book store, food outlet, public library, restaurants, movie theater, subway station, schools, they may take to the air...they shall be everywhere. They have a message for the American people...a few examples:

Bring the troops home.
The war is a lie.
Rumsfailed.
Don't let America die in the desert.
Lies led us to war.
Impeach Bush.
WMD? Follow me!
W's lies, kills GIs!
We are being mislead.
Bomb them with butter.
Bring us home.
Iraqi's are human beings.
No war with Iran.
Hello?!! Bush lied!




Be looking for the soldiers to be in you area soon. You can't keep a good man down.


The Book of the End of Days...

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This really made my day...not all Californians are kooks...and these students from the Santa Barbara University had it going on and then some. Kids will be kids afterall.

UCSB Student Body Members Display Their Distaste For President Bush


Yesterday at noon, a group of about 15 students streaked across the Arbor. They wore only George W. Bush masks. Bystanders were confused, but then they saw the banner these naked patriots bore: “Bush, end the streak of lies!” Heroes, all of them. Sexy ones, too.

They streaked to protest the president’s streak of lies in a brilliant bit of UCSB-style political activism. Santa Cruz, y’all got nothin’ on us. The protest was a reaction to the numerous lies told by the Bush Administration to the American public. Lies have been told ever since the president took office back in 2001. Remember that? It’s been a long time since these dark ages of Dubya started, but there were a few specific lies that spurred the streak.

First, where the hell were these damn weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Oh yeah, they never existed. And the Downing Street Memo proves that he always knew it and that he never cared because he had already decided to go to war anyway. That jackass! And yet he could look America in the fucking face and tell people lies. Over and over and over again. I have seen videos of him telling these lies to the mothers of dead soldiers. This man has no remorse.

And what about this nonsense about some connection between Saddam Hussein and al-Qaeda? Oh yeah, that’s right, he made that up, too. Anyone who’s passed a single goddamn history class would be able to tell you that Osama bin Laden’s hyper-religious terrorist network deeply hated and bitterly opposed the secular regime of Saddam Hussein. Yet, the Shrub spouted off about this bullshit, too.

And what about that stupid “Mission Accomplished” speech back in May 2003? Mission accomplished, my ass. Our soldiers are still dying, over 2,400 now and counting.

Yesterday, Dubya held a press conference to hail the creation of a new Iraqi government as a “turning point” in the reconstruction of Iraq. My question is, how the hell can there be a “turning point” after we just spent the last three years hearing that things were going great?

And last but not least, why in the hell would he possibly think it’s OK to bypass Congress and undertake a warrantless surveillance program that clearly breaks multiple federal laws? Ugh! What was this idiot thinking? And how the hell do 30 percent of the American people still support this remorseless liar?

A group of 150 students just assembled at Storke Plaza the other day to impeach this jerk. Concerned UCSB students have had enough of the president’s lies. They also feel like the media is not doing enough to expose them. The mainstream media refuses to ask the hard questions and launch the real investigations that have saved America from previous tyrant-wannabees (see: “Nixon, Richard M.”).

Who’s saving us from Bush? FOX News? That would be funny if it wasn’t true. Therefore, 15 Gauchos yesterday decided to show their discontent by turning a pun into a protest. They are sick enough of Bush to run naked across the most populated area of campus at the very busiest time just to draw attention to the lies! That’s devotion to a cause! The level of their devotion parallels the disappointment that thousands of fellow students and millions of American citizens feel toward the Bush Administration. A streak to end the streak of lies. Brilliant!

Jake Thorn is a senior political science major.


Karl Rove of the Pink...

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The Lincoln Group released on Tuesday the complete fourth season of their popular Iraqi propaganda sitcom series Green Zone Acres on DVD.

Green Zone Acres features George Bush as Oliver Wendell Douglas, a rich and successful New York attorney who is acting on his lifelong dream to be a dairy goat farmer, and Tony Blair as Lisa Douglas, his glamorous Hungarian wife, who is dragged unwillingly from the privileged city life she adores to a Spartan life on a rickety farm in the middle of the Green Zone in Baghdad.

Much of the humor of the series derived from the easily-frustrated, megalomaniac, obsessive and short-fused Oliver's attempts to make sense of the stupid war that he started based on his own dubious and paranoid assumptions.

The series also stars Karl Rove as a pig named Arnold Ziffel, who is Oliver's political consultant, Dick Cheney as the conniving junk salesman Mr. Haney, and Donald Rumsfeld as the clueless county agent Hank Kimball.

You mean Congress gives a rat's ass about spending?


What's this I hear about English?


Trust who?


Should this man be making decisions?


It can be quite hard at times to remember how good we have it here in America. We feel there are alot of things the administration has to answer for. So we all gather around the water coolers at work or perhaps read it among the blogs to get our dose of what is wrong with our country and its administration...hoping there is a way to get our country on track again.

So I came across this cartoon this evening, and it really made me think about how good we "DO" have it here in the states. Now we may not have it so good in the near future if the NSA and our Georgie has anything to do with it...and let's not forget Alberto Gonzales who twitches at the thought of shutting down the system belonging to the press...dare we say those words lest we be taken in and beaten with rubber hoses. See for yourself...this naughty cartoon...read carefully.

Cartoon by Nik Kowsar

ANOTHER CARTOONIST JAILED IN IRAN CARTOON FUROR

In another cartoon furor, the government of Iran has closed down the "Iran" newspaper and jailed its editor along with cartoonist, Mana Neyestani. The cartoon (see it here) is written in the Azeri language, the boy asks the cockroach a question and the cockroach replies "Namana" or "I don't get it."

The cartoon was "deemed an insult to Iran's Azeri minority," according to Teheran's chief prosecutor. The Azeri make up about a quarter of Iran's population; they live in Northern Iran and speak a language that is related to Turkish. The "Iran" newspaper is state run and is one of Iran's top three newspapers.

Members of Iran's Azeri minority rioted in response to the cartoon, pelting government buildings and banks in Tabriz with stones. It is apparently a common practice in Iran to mock the Azeri in jokes and it seems that the Azeri have little sense of humor.

Iran's conservative judiciary has closed more than 100 newspapers, but this is the first newspaper closed by Iran's "Press Supervisory Body" and is the first newspaper closed during the term of president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.


THIS Is Becoming Sick...

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And sadly we all knew this day would dawn...


And yet it doesn't end here...


Or here...


Life can be so cruel sometimes...


This is getting really old...

I'm blind!...Really...I've gone blind!


Oh no!...Not McBush? Say it ain't so!


So it shall be...so shall it be done...


And...so shall all thieves and liars end their days...


It's Gonna Cost Ya!...

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I was gone all day Sunday in Los Angeles (San Marino) to participate in the Huntington Botanical Garden's annual plant sale. The Huntington Library is there also which houses several famous paintings...such as Pinkie and Blue Boy by Reynolds...and they are huge and spectacular. But I digress. The plant sale offers many varieties of plants but is known especially for its multitude in cactus and succulents. They can be bought for a small sum making the deal a very sweet thing. Mr. Sumo was very naughty and snatched up $225.00 worth of plants. It's hard to be a plant whore he says. So...I've got to catch up on your blogs again and get ready for "The Army Men Project" of Kvatch's Kommandos for the 26th of this month. I'll post another explanation soon.








The Da Vinci Code...

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I desperately need a break from the politics of the day...on with the code...








Endeavoring to get with the times,
Hospitals decide to ban the Bible...


I am going to the theater tommorrow with a friend in hopes of seeing
"The Da Vinci Code"...and yes...I read the book. That type of book
really isn't my cup of tea...but I wanted to see what all the noise was
about...so I did. I liked it very much...probably because it was laced
with history. Don't get me wrong...I know it is a work of fiction...but
the author has some interesting historical bits in there too.

And...
the Church shouldn't get their frocks in a twist...because it's just
a
ficticious story. They would be better served by keeping a very low
profile
and let this thing slowly rest. I don't usually go see something
right
away but I have a chance to have lunch out with a friend and see
the
movie and nothing is going to stop me...short of a California earthquake.


Hayden...Our Man of the Hour...

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Everybody leads with CIA chief nominee Gen. Michael Hayden's confirmation hearings, during which he said...little you haven't heard before. Facing what the Wall Street Journal calls "cordial questioning," Hayden defended the warrantless snooping program as well as the CIA. He also promised to be independent-minded (a trait he's known for) and to keep his distance from the Pentagon. He's a lock. Or as the New York Times puts it, "Democrats as well as Republicans praised his experience and said he was a good choice." Yeah right!..








Boris Badanov to the rescue...I hope he brings Natasha and the little squirrel!


Speedy Gonzalez Says Arriba...Arriba

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Senate advances immigration bill

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - The U.S. Senate on Wednesday approved building fences along strategic parts of the U.S.-Mexican border and barring illegal immigrants with criminal records from legal residency, advancing a bipartisan overhaul of immigration law.

This is not meant to offend...I think it is cute and funny...while the hispanic situation is not so cute or funny.


Ripping Bush A New One...

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GOP Candidate McCloskey Rips Bush At Tracy Forum

Pete McCloskey

Pete McCloskey was booed by the pro-Republican crowd.

(AP) TRACY Republican congressional candidate Pete McCloskey said the Bush administration "may go down as the worst in history."

McCloskey, a moderate who served in the U.S. House from 1967-82, is running in next month's Republican primary against Rep. Richard Pombo, the chairman of the House Resources Committee.

Speaking at a candidates forum Monday night sponsored by the Tracy Press, McCloskey was booed by the Republican crowd of about 250 people when he spoke out against the Republican president.

McCloskey specifically was critical of recent revelations that the National Security Agency has been collecting records of calls made in the U.S. by ordinary Americans as part of its anti-terrorism efforts.

The Republican race in the 11th congressional district is being closely watched because of the differences between the two top contenders. More...

Green Groups See Red over Pombo Web Site

Story...
Rep. Richard Pombo (R-CA) is a sixth-term Member of Congress, representing the 11th district of California. In 2003, he took over the chairmanship of the House Resources Committee, becoming the youngest chairman in the House, and winning the post over nine more senior Republicans with the strong backing of Majority Leader Tom DeLay. Rep. Pombo's ethics violations include: misuse of the franking privilege, accepting campaign contributions in return for legislative assistance, keeping family members on his campaign payroll, and misusing official resources.
SEE ALSO: Beyond Delay: The 13 Most Corrupt Members of Congress



And if the above hasn't been depressing and/or gag inspiring enough for you...read the article coming up...get your blood pressure meds ready...you're going to want to hurt something.

Bush stomps on Fourth Amendment

THE ESCALATING controversy over the National Security Agency's data mining program illustrates yet again how the Bush administration's intrusions on personal privacy based on a post-9/11 mantra of ''national security" directly threaten one of the enduring sources of that security: the Fourth Amendment ''right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures." Finish...

I'm yur decider...and I've decided I don't like y'all.


Meow...

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Glenda













It seems like there is something in the air...yet it's hard to put your finger on it. We know of most of the BAD THINGS going on around us and we certainly have opinions about them. But when is Maxwell's hammer going to come down on their heads? That's what I'm talking about. I want to see some blood and guts spread onto the newspapers and all the monitors of the left of "swindlersville"...I want to see and hear some pain. I want to see it on their faces and hear it in their voices...and I want it now!

Spy on regular America! What utter cheek those crooks have to think we don't know what they are up too. Somebody had better open up a can of some whoop ass...and soon...or they may have an insurrection on their wires. I'd like to see their ears burning from all the dissent that they will catch. One can only hope it is soon...because they really should be checking out for Mr. bin Laden and his buddies in crime hiding in Pakistan in front of their beady little eyes. Oh the games they play...


How I Spent Mother's Day...

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Glenda

jjoats









So this is what I did for Mother's Day...I read your blogs...and played with cartoons. Here is a site that was recommended to me by Really Bad Eggs...the picture is The Art Car Parade in Houston, Texas. The site is marmalade chainsaw...it's bashing Bush and his cronies...


Happy Mother's Day...

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I hope there can be more Mother's getting this gift...


Rove Will Be Indicted...

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Within the last week, Karl Rove told President Bush and Chief of Staff Joshua Bolten, as well as a few other high level administration officials, that he will be indicted in the CIA leak case and will immediately resign his White House job when the special counsel publicly announces the charges against him, according to sources.
truth out


















It's about time something is going down on this guy. I was beginning to think we'd all die of old age before he got his day in court. Well...it looks like the brains of the outfit is out in the cold now. I rather think he will be the stuff of legends when he gets his pardon. Wouldn't it be terrible if this is a hoax...just enough to wet our whistle and get us excited...and then dash our hopes on the ground? I've got to think positively...yeah...that's right...our Karl is due for some time in the pokey. Heh heh!


This Man Will Kill The World If Given The Chance...

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US military, intelligence officials raise concern about possible preparations for Iran strike

Use of Iraq terror group bypassed Congress, sources say...

Strike could come earlier than thought...

Advance teams under way; Congress ‘bypassed’...

Military, intelligence community alarmed...

Article from Raw Story

Bush will not rest until he has annihilated the entire world...because God wanted him to be President...or so he has said. Personally, if he thinks he has been talking to God...I think he's ready for a rubber room. He should be opening communication with Iran's leader and talk this thing out. But he's hiked his pants up and tightened his belt...he's in a rootin' tootin' mood to lasso him some Arabs and teach them varments democracy and give them freedom too. A scenario such as this is just going to land us all in jail...do not pass go...do not collect $200.00......EVER!


Bush Approval Rating Hits the 20s for First Time

By E&P Staff

Published: May 11, 2006 11:10 PM ET
NEW YORK President Bush’s job approval rating has fallen to 29%, its lowest mark of his presidency, and down 6% in one month, according to a new Harris poll. And this was before Thursday's revelations about NSA phone surveillance.

Of 1,003 U.S. adults surveyed in a telephone poll, 29% think Mr. Bush is doing an “excellent or pretty good” job as president, down from 35% in April and 43% in January.

Roughly one-quarter of U.S. adults say “things in the country are going in the right direction,” while 69% say “things have pretty seriously gotten off on the wrong track.”

Some 28% of Americans said they consider Iraq to be one of the top two most important issues the government should address, up from 23% in April. Interest has faded slightly in the immigration issue.

Other recent major polls have pegged Bush's approval rating from 31% to 37%.






Harris Bloopers...

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Bush faces tricky political situation in Florida...
President Bush and his brother continued their awkward dance today with Representative Katherine Harris of Florida, whose run for the Republican Senate nomination this year they have met with chilliness.

Ms. Harris was on hand this morning to meet President Bush as he stopped in Tampa en route to a Medicare event in this nearby, senior-rich town — just one day after Governor Jeb Bush said publicly that he did not believe Ms. Harris could win against the Democratic incumbent Senator here, Bill Nelson.

I saw a clip of this and she was like a teeniebopper all over the rock star...in this case our Georgie...she seemed enraptured by his presence. I wondered what meds the doctor may have had her on. It's like streaks of lightening bolts from her eyes when she sees HIM.







I read the 18 page letter from the leader of Iran...and I was just wondering what opinions other bloggers that visit here may have about the document. If you haven't read it...I recommend that you do. Don't let the media or the speech makers tell you what it says...go read it yourself and then tell me what you think of it. He makes some intesting points for Bush to ponder. Of course we know that he won't...he is incapable of pondering much...unless you count that 7 1/2 pound fish he so blithely plucked from HIS lake. Poor thing!...The fish I mean. He probably put ketchup on it...ewww!


Gang...You've Got To Read This...

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Recruiting Abuses Mount as Army Struggles to Meet Goals
Found this on Blanton and Ashton's place...or Frogsdong...
anyway...thanks to DBK for drawing our attention to it...
What's Next? Recruiting Hemophiliacs?

It shifted my blood pressure a tad. I also found it later at
Born at the crest of the empire... Anyway...
Americans need to know this is going on and it's criminal!


And...Pissed Off Patricia has this question for you America...
Are We a Nation of Cowards?
Patricia...if you haven't read the Rude Pundit's latest...
I have it here for you...it smells of your nation of
the cowardly.


Proudly lowering the level
of political discourse...
The Impeachment Campaign - Part 1: The Analogy:
The Rude Pundit

I must say this is profoundly convenient...


Bush's approval rating has been mired in the low and mid-30s in most surveys amid public unease about the Iraq war and rising gasoline prices. His plummeting standing has caused growing worry among Republicans about November's elections, when the balance of power in Congress will be up for grabs.


Maybe he can get a boost with this German butt rocket...


Crap...I knew he wouldn't like it!
He wants her for himself...screw Uncle Sam!
Thanks Rory Shock for the 2 pics.








Jabba the hut of the Exxon's of Global World.


Cigar Gone Wild...

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bush admits to lusting after german chancellor merkel after he "glimpsed her soul"


Check out Rory Shock and get the rest of the funny stuff.
You won't believe what can be done with an effigy...no sir...you won't.



Found this on Alternet if you are interested...

No more cancer screenings for you

Posted by Deanna Zandt on May 8, 2006 at 5:48 AM.

Just the way everyone wants to start their work week -- with word of their healthcare benefits being stripped away. Via Christy at Fireddoglake, there's a bill in Congress right now, the Enzi bill (S. 1955), that would allow insurers to bypass state regulations requiring insurers to cover:

  • cancer screenings,
  • contraception,
  • emergency services,
  • mental health care, and
  • diabetic supplies.

Not only would they not have to cover these services anymore, they would also be allowed to jack up the price. Those yearly mammograms? Out the window. Prostate cancer? Tough luck. And watch out if you're a diabetic who needs birth control and treatment for your depression-- you're really getting screwed.

Go here to send a message to your representatives, telling them to stop the Enzi bill (S. 1995).










Why do I feel that he is practicing this
in the mirror every morning and
thinking of the American people?


Next Generation Of Windtalkers...

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The NSA: Fostering a new Generation of Code Breakers


The presumed next head of the CIA, Gen. Michael Hayden, once ran the National Security Agency. But check out the home page of the NSA’s website: It’s got a cartoon picture that leads to a kid-friendly site called Cryptokids: America’s Future Codemakers and Codebreakers. It’s filled with decryption games and NSA employment resources. This will give you nightmares!



Bush Clears the Way for Corporate Domination


The Bush administration has implemented a particularly radical model of corporate globalization by which it has teamed overt military might -- full-scale invasion -- with the advancement of its corporate globalization agenda. And this model is particularly imperial -- that's one of the things that makes it different from, for example, the Reagan or Bush Sr. regimes. As opposed to simply replacing the head of a regime that is no longer serving the interests of the administration, the Bush team has gone further -- using a military invasion to fundamentally transform a country's political and economic structure.

This is a must read book...you'll be informed...and you'll be angry...at it will be worth it.


jjoats

Glenda

P.S. I'm guest blogging at DBK's place for a
couple of weeks...that's Mr. Frogsdong to you!


He Signed What?...

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2 in Congress rip Bush on bypassing of laws

Representatives Barney Frank of Newton and Edward J. Markey of Malden, both Democrats, said in a joint statement that Bush's legal claims are part of an ''alarming pattern" in which the administration is ''blatantly and deliberately violating the fundamental constitutional principle of the right of Congress to make the laws of this country."

Reaction has been mounting in Congress to a report in Sunday's Boston Globe detailing the interpretations Bush has quietly entered into the federal record when signing bills into law. Since taking office, Bush has asserted the authority to ignore more than 750 new statutes because they conflict with his interpretation of the Constitution.

What cheek! I think I read somewhere that Bill Clinton did 105 and Georgie's daddy did...like 146 or so. There are afterall fundamental principles set forth in our Constitution that people like our Georgie ARE SUPPOSED TO OBSERVE and hold dear. I wonder what this man really holds dear in his heart of hearts...somehow I don't think he's got a heart as we know it...I think he has crude pumping through his veins with a fake oil can passing for a heart. That's right...he's THE TIN MAN! Now...if he only had a heart! He needs a trip to the Wizard to find that heart...because we've been blown into the land of Oz and the MONKEYS are in and out of the White House.










DING,DING,DING,DING,DING AND DING!...

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Please, please, please, please!




Hey big boy!...Whatcha gonna do with that nozzle?


Howdy partners!


Ahhhhh....sweet mystery of life at last I've found thee...

Glenda

Peacechick Mary

I've made the rounds of the blogs and everyone is just about on the same page with what they are talking about on their blogs. Moussaoui, Goss, Patrick Kennedy and the beat goes on. I don't need to add anything more to these stories because they have already done it. But I did come across something somewhat different that was quite inspiring. Her name is Patricia. She has a sweet tale to tell of an old friend that is dying...they were internet friends that developed a very deep association...and recently he in his 80's has become gravely ill. Her story is a beautiful one that should not be missed. A good-bye in progress...

And of course I couldn't leave these pages without some Bush snark...no sir...I couldn't!


Wouldn't it be fun if they really made these things? They'd sell like hotcakes among the left. I'd get a few and save them for my grand children and great grand children...but it's no guarantee that my descendants would be lefties. Oh well! They look colorful anyway...just like the people that are on the cards.


What?...

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Gas prices are not the only thing America has on its mind. Zacarias Moussaoui had his trial and now he's on the way to the pokey. He'll have his 38th birthday in his new cell in Colorado and not much else for the rest of his life. He certainly will have time to reflect on the events of the past (nearly 5 years). It could have gone either way of course...but I personally am okay with the sentencing as it stands. He will be in a small cell for starters...he'll only get out for 1 hour per day to jump and jive in what amounts to a dog kennel run...or so I heard on the news today.

He'll receive all his meals in his cell...that means lots of alone time dining without "wergins" for company. I also heard that there would not be any television...that's really got to hurt in the boredom department. Although...it's kind of a bummer that he won't be in with the regular population...if you can consider felons in a super security prison regular that is...because...I think there would have been some interesting news just about on a daily basis of poor ol' Zacarias getting it in the end zone...with no spin either. Oh yeah...I hear he's a big football fan and has been for years. It's one of the reasons he came to America...not just the "wergins"...

So...if he is reasonably healthy...he could do...oh...about 50 years or so...and that's got to hurt doing it alone...and without one's fellow Muslims in prayer. He won't have anyone to dress up for or talk to...or...just about anything with. Reflection is a good thing...getting to know oneself is a good thing...counting the cracks in the wall and floor should help keep him occupied for a little while. He'll undoubtedly wind up getting pen pal letters from those women that seem to like to write to prisoners and sometimes even marry them. Oops...he's already married and with kids. I guess he just have to learn to like Mrs. Thumb and her four daughters in the near future.


Another laugh from Glenda...


Gas Problem...And I Don't Mean The Windbag Kind...

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Bush Leverage With Russia, Iran, China Falls as Oil Prices Rise
"It's a geopolitical nightmare,'' says William Cohen, a former Republican senator from Maine and defense secretary under President Bill Clinton who is now chairman of the Cohen Group, a Washington-based consulting firm. Such nations as Iran, Russia and China, "don't see us as the colossus that can cause them any harm, either by our economy or by our prestige.'' Well...that's just scary! Because this is the kind of Presnit we have...Ladies and Gentlemen I give you... Our
Georgie!





WASHINGTON - The hit rock group The Bad Pennies released their second album today Turning Up Again to coincide with their new Middle Eastern tour of Iran and Syria. From left to right The Bad Pennies are Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Ahmed Chalabi, Bill Boykin and John Poindexter. The group's first album Cake Walk released in 2003, which cost billions of dollars to produce, sold over 27 copies.

Thank you Glenda from the Land of Oz...
check her out...there's more...


Don't hate me because she's beautiful...

So I decided I needed a profile picture that
better defines me as a female...and since I
have long hair...I thought Titania would do
from A Midsummer Night's Dream...because
I am dreaming if I look like that fairy Queen.
The hair is the right color though.


Who's In Irons Now?...

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WASHINGTON - Senate majority leader Bill Frist was arrested last night by the Washington Metropolitan Police Department for solicitation after Mr. Frist proposed a $100 gas rebate to American taxpayers. "Do you think we are prostitutes? Do you think you can buy us?" said outraged constituents, who flooded the police switchboard demanding the senators arrest. Frist, who was later released on a $50,000 bond, said: "The G.O.P. leadership just thought it only made sense to pay taxpayers after we screwed them by selling them down the river to oil industry."

The Man of the Week...

Steven Colbert...you did a
heckuva job on that podium.

Colbert Lampoons Bush at White House Correspondents Dinner -- President Not Amused?A blistering comedy “tribute” to President Bush by Comedy Central’s faux talk-show host Stephen Colbert at the White House Correspondent Dinner Saturday night left George and Laura Bush unsmiling at its close.

Addressing the reporters, he said, "Let's review the rules. Here's how it works. The president makes decisions, he’s the decider. The press secretary announces those decisions, and you people of the press type those decisions down. Make, announce, type. Put them through a spell check and go home. Get to know your family again. Make love to your wife. Write that novel you got kicking around in your head. You know, the one about the intrepid Washington reporter with the courage to stand up to the administration. You know -- fiction." More...

Hundreds of thousands filled the streets of L.A. and across the country for the "Day Without Immigrants," hoping to influence U.S. policy.


Into An Interesting Mix of Personalities...

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Babs Walters an executive producer for "The View" (I do not watch it) has invited...

Rosie O'Donnellto join the show that includes 3 other ladies. She joins this cast of 'women' by taking Meredith Vieira's place on this illustrious panel...because Ms. V. is joining the Today Show cast of characters to take the place of Katie Couric...who is replacing none other than Mr. Tom Brokaw (I think)...I miss ol' Tommy.

Okay...so the meat and potatoes of this thing is this...I don't watch The View...no sir...I don't. I did watch it a time or two for a few minutes here and there when everyone had their panties in a twist over Bill and Monica. All I remember was seeing Star Jones (big fat pig whore)...ramble on and on about how BAD our Bill was and so on and so on. Needless to say...she really pissed me off with her hypocritical vitriole on this subject.

I also heard her carrying on about her love of God (you know the drill)...and her blathering on about her "friend" (you know her guy toy) and basically blabbing about being superior. What a fornicating whore! I thought she had her nerve criticizing Bill and Monica the way she did when she herself was guilty of screwing around. She needs to get down on her fat knees and confess to the Pink Fem.

Anyway...the point to all this inane conversation is this...Rosie O'Donnell is going to PISS Star off and I cannot wait to see it. I guess they both are rather full of themselves...but I personally lean a tad toward Ms. Rosie for being a less irritating person. May the proverbial sparks fly in all its glory...I hope to witness the fall of Star (gagmewithaforklift) Jones. I was hoping for fat picture of her but I couldn't find one. But...while I was looking up Ms. Vieira I found this...she thinks it is redundant to wear under panties beneath her pantie hose...therefore she doesn't. Now...how are we to take her seriously on the Today show knowing this? I'll always look at her and think I know she isn't wearing any underwear. Ewwww!

Today...it was hot here and I just couldn't muster up any gumption to crank on the Republicans. Did I say how much I loathe Star Jones?



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